Third Echelon: Thursday morning well spent....

Alright, so this was how my Thursday morning went. I woke up at 7am and took the maid to the market at 7.30am, and got back at 8.30am. You know lah, weekly marketing, buy damn lot of things. So I was sitting on my couch with nothing to do. Newspaper already read, Breakfast Show was crappy that day and all of a sudden I decided to switch to RTM2 (wth right).

And then

WTF!! Ok fine, before that they were showing a man playing a double-bass with 3 scary little kids running around him, then suddenly it became this. What to do right? I decided that this would be more entertaining than that day's Breakfast Show, so I continue watching it.

And if you don't know who the Teletubbies are, you need help. They are composed of Tinky-Winky, Dipsy, Po and Laa-laa (alright fine, I need help too). Wth I remembered their names..

Then they popped outta the ground, and they lined up in a line. Then they freakin danced! Omg SOO CUTEEE (don't quote me on this pls). The yellow guy (Laa-laa I think) is the cutest IMO. WTF commenting on Teletubbies...

So I continue watching and they danced around for like 6 mins before they danced away behind a hill.

And then... The scene moves indoors and there's this slide thing, where they slide down one by one, pick themselves up and "Uhh oh" and walk off... And then sometimes showing a machine I can only think of as a vacuum cleaner.. Apparently his name is Noo-Noo.

And then they all sat at a table, and a freaky voiceover voice man said "Now Dipsy has to make some changes".

So Dipsy (the green one with a long protruding...thing on it's head) went to a big circuit board thing and there were a few levers here and there. So he spent 5 mins looking at the circuit board and giggling to himself. He puts his arm and reaches for a lever, and then giggles some more.

So finally, he pulls a lever and a car horn sounds and all 3 Teletubbies at the table fall over and laugh. They get up, and sit down one after another, with each chair giving out a different car horn sound...

So Dipsy pulls another lever, and a different honk is heard, and all 3 at the table fall over and start laughing..again..

And this continued for the next 15 MINS WTF!! And so I still sat there and watched the whole thing.... And then the sun with the scary baby face slowly fades away and the Teletubbies say their goodbyes, and jump into a hole in the ground. 30 mins of my life have gone just like that.