Saturday 23 January 2010

Why I Like It Longer

Some people ask why I like it longer.

Is it so hard to fathom an answer to the question? Let me tell you why I like it longer.

A : Yo bro, why lah you keep asking people "Why I like it longer"?

Me : Bro, simple lah. Aren't most things always better when it's longer? As opposed to being thicker?

A : Right...

Me : But it's true isn't it? When it's longer, it's easier to handle. It can reach further back, deeper into wet trenches, it can seek out territory it has not explored.

A : Bro...

Me : Shush you, I'm not finished. Why DO I like it longer? Having it longer also means it's easier to source for "protection" when needed, to keep it warm and cosy, ready to do what it was made to do.

A : Ok.. Bro...

Me : Why do I like it long? When it's thick, it just gets in the way. It get's stuck at the entrance, "protection" is harder to find, and with both of those combined, it leads to a lot less "productivity". You gotta use it when it's young. When you're old and weak, it's hard to get it working again, and even when it does, it's not gonna be the same. I blame arthritis.

A : Erm.. Arthritis? There's no bone... Dude, stop talking about 18SX stuff lah wei..

Me : What bone / 18SX stuff? I was talking about my index finger, and how a longer finger makes it so much easier to dig my nose, fat fingers don't fit in nostrils, and makes it so much easier to find proper gloves in cold climates. A long finger can dig deeper, especially when you're eating dinner and you suddenly laugh, inhaling rice into your nose and it won't come out. Have you ever seen gloves for fat hands? Nuh uh, but gloves with extra long finger coverings? Sure! And that's Why I Like It Longer!

A : Can pengsan bro listening to you... >.< Me : Go ahead bro, then I can claim the LG Chocolate phone (BL40) from Nuffnang all for myself! AHAHAHAHA...

A : Uh...huh...?