Half-Life - Full Life Consequences 2 : WhatHasToBeDone

Part 2 of a crazy fan fiction written by a 9 year old. I recommend you to watch the first video first, on my previous post =)

Original part 2 post at - Squirrelking

Also, pause the music first at the bottom of my blog, so you can hear the video >.<

Half-Life - Full Life Consequences

Ok, this was written by a 9 year old who wrote in fan fiction for the game Half-Life (you should know it, or else you don't belong here). It has everything, bad spelling, grammar and fantastic crazy stories.

Animated and voiced by a genius.

Original post here - Squirrelking

Thursday morning well spent....

Alright, so this was how my Thursday morning went. I woke up at 7am and took the maid to the market at 7.30am, and got back at 8.30am. You know lah, weekly marketing, buy damn lot of things. So I was sitting on my couch with nothing to do. Newspaper already read, Breakfast Show was crappy that day and all of a sudden I decided to switch to RTM2 (wth right).

And then



WTF!! Ok fine, before that they were showing a man playing a double-bass with 3 scary little kids running around him, then suddenly it became this. What to do right? I decided that this would be more entertaining than that day's Breakfast Show, so I continue watching it.

And if you don't know who the Teletubbies are, you need help. They are composed of Tinky-Winky, Dipsy, Po and Laa-laa (alright fine, I need help too). Wth I remembered their names..

Then they popped outta the ground, and they lined up in a line. Then they freakin danced! Omg SOO CUTEEE (don't quote me on this pls). The yellow guy (Laa-laa I think) is the cutest IMO. WTF commenting on Teletubbies...




So I continue watching and they danced around for like 6 mins before they danced away behind a hill.

And then... The scene moves indoors and there's this slide thing, where they slide down one by one, pick themselves up and "Uhh oh" and walk off... And then sometimes showing a machine I can only think of as a vacuum cleaner.. Apparently his name is Noo-Noo.





And then they all sat at a table, and a freaky voiceover voice man said "Now Dipsy has to make some changes".




So Dipsy (the green one with a long protruding...thing on it's head) went to a big circuit board thing and there were a few levers here and there. So he spent 5 mins looking at the circuit board and giggling to himself. He puts his arm and reaches for a lever, and then giggles some more.

So finally, he pulls a lever and a car horn sounds and all 3 Teletubbies at the table fall over and laugh. They get up, and sit down one after another, with each chair giving out a different car horn sound...

So Dipsy pulls another lever, and a different honk is heard, and all 3 at the table fall over and start laughing..again..

And this continued for the next 15 MINS WTF!! And so I still sat there and watched the whole thing.... And then the sun with the scary baby face slowly fades away and the Teletubbies say their goodbyes, and jump into a hole in the ground. 30 mins of my life have gone just like that.



I might even do this again next week.

Now, for some crazy Teletubbie pics.





P.S - Laa-laa is cute.

Part 3

The Slumber Ch 1.2

The next morning, Medivh rolled around on his bed, as he lazily decided if he wanted to sleep for another five minutes, just five, knowing very well five minutes usually meant a whole half hour. Was the dream really a dream? Did he really see that beast, that that Sargeras? He felt a tingling sensation on his feet. His eyes still closed, he started sweating cold sweat as thoughts rushed through his mind. Was it Sargeras? What does he want with me now? Then a whole torrent of water splashed down on him and he heard faintly, Lothar and Llane laughing softly, controlling themselves so as not to let go an almighty bellow.

The young boy, whose birthday it was today, sprang up from his bed and mockingly jumped at the two of them, who were standing at the doorway to his room, with that guilty bucket now empty. His two friends managed to dodge him, and Medivh, still only half awake, tripped over his own feet and tumbled down the stairs of his home… He struggled to get up, as his left foot was trapped in the gaps in the railing and when he did stand, his nose was bleeding profusely.

Trying to stop the bleeding, Medivh cupped his hands to his nose, but blood just kept gushing out. He had apparently broken his nose. Was this how warriors felt when getting beaten up? Admittedly he didn’t actually get beat up, punched or kicked, walloped or whacked, but he felt like he was a part of them, the glorious front-runners of any army, the first line of battle. He knew that views were always skeptical when it came to spell casters, but he didn’t pay heed to any of them, since that was practically all he knew how to do, his apparent talent in the arts helping him none.

As the blood flow stopped, he came to full realization that he was standing in the middle of the living room, still in his shorts, barely a thread on his frame, blood all over and laughing best friends beside him. What a way to start the day. His birthday! Medivh almost forgot that as he tried to control the situation into which he had been put, so early in the morning. Lothar and Llane will pay for this, he thought jokingly. Quickly, he rushed back to his room and cleaned up, the blood and his room, and finally himself.

Donning his best and most expensive clothes, he confidently strode out of his room to see what the world had to offer him on this special day. He was turning 14! The boy opened the door of his house and stepped outside, basking in the warm sunlight of the morning. He greeted the day and thanked it for the fine weather and hoped it would continue into the day.